Gold-Plated Games

I feel like all the right intentions to make a good game were here, but the polishing and balance passes were overlooked or skipped altogether.

Gravilon is a transparently lazy attempt at using a gimmick to push a poorly-designed game.

Do you like ninjas that plod around slowly, bump into pacing bandits, and collect ugly kimonos? If you do, you’re the one person in the world who’s gonna like Akane.

I love the idea of escaping a sinking ship via skillful platforming, but I guess I’ll have to keep waiting for someone to do it well.

Whether it be the giant boulder that just will not get out of your way, or the jetpack sniper that runs you out of lives, something will most likely make you jump ship early.