Review: The Path
Whatever messages are intended here are lost in a sea of ugly visuals, misdirection, and terrible gameplay decisions.
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DLC Review: Serious Sam HD: The Second Encounter – Legend of the Beast
Legend of the Beast is a gross misunderstanding of Serious Sam’s appeal, made all the more apparent by being bolted onto the best game in the series.
Read moreReview: Evil
There are nigh infinite bad indie horror games better than this travesty, to say nothing of the actual good ones.
Read moreReview: Crab Dub
I never expected to be so repulsed by such a modest, innocuous game, but I only spent 10 minutes playing it and I’m angry I wasted that much of my life.
Read moreReview: Bakery
I had high hopes for this one based on the concept and the charming Kairosoft-style graphics, but Bakery spoils every part of the formula.
Read moreReview: Mover
Even if Mover weren’t terribly buggy it’s a terribly hollow experience, with absolutely no hooks whatsoever to keep you invested.
Read moreReview: Chaos Domain
Even if the graphics weren’t bland and strangely grainy, even if the weapons didn’t feel like Nerf guns, and even if there were some kind of story at all, Chaos Domain would still be too incompetently designed to stick with.
Read moreReview: Canyon Capers
It’s absolutely beyond me to imagine anyone deriving any sort of enjoyment from this game, between its horrifying graphics and infuriating levels.
Read moreReview: Cities in Motion 2
Everything I loved about Cities in Motion is absent from its sequel. The charm, the accessibility, the convenience, the polish… none of that is to be found here.
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