Review: Crab Dub
I never expected to be so repulsed by such a modest, innocuous game, but I only spent 10 minutes playing it and I’m angry I wasted that much of my life.
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Review: Bakery
I had high hopes for this one based on the concept and the charming Kairosoft-style graphics, but Bakery spoils every part of the formula.
Read moreReview: Mover
Even if Mover weren’t terribly buggy it’s a terribly hollow experience, with absolutely no hooks whatsoever to keep you invested.
Read moreReview: Chaos Domain
Even if the graphics weren’t bland and strangely grainy, even if the weapons didn’t feel like Nerf guns, and even if there were some kind of story at all, Chaos Domain would still be too incompetently designed to stick with.
Read moreReview: Canyon Capers
It’s absolutely beyond me to imagine anyone deriving any sort of enjoyment from this game, between its horrifying graphics and infuriating levels.
Read moreReview: Stronghold 2
Stronghold 2 is such a misstep I could almost believe the original was a happy accident. Everything that worked before is either broken, slowed down, or redesigned in a far inferior way.
Read moreReview: Cities in Motion 2
Everything I loved about Cities in Motion is absent from its sequel. The charm, the accessibility, the convenience, the polish… none of that is to be found here.
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