Gold-Plated Games

All the good stuff from last week’s Weeklong Deals is gone, replaced with… well, it’s not great. There are a few titles kicking around which I’ve heard good things about like Momodora and MidBoss but as for stuff I’ve played, it’s not pretty. Maybe you can extract some joy from my tales of mediocrity, though.

Sure, I Guess

Schein (review) – Charming and punishing puzzle platformer with a neat light gimmick

Alchemy Mysteries: Prague Legends (review) – Turn your brain off for this one and you’ll get a solid enough hidden object romp

No, Not Really

Hero Siege (review) – I’m surprised people like a slow, tedious, arena Diablo so much

The Bridge (review) – Maybe this was more impressive back in the day, but I’m not seeing it now

Ultionus: A Tale of Petty Revenge (review) – Pretty terrible mix of old-school platforming, punishing difficulty, and unpleasant sexual overtones

Canyon Capers (review) – Hideous on every level

As for the Weeklong Review, I’ve got like three different ancient titles I’m considering, so I might just keep going through them until I find something good. We’ll see how long I can hold out.