Review: Timen runner
I can’t even give Timen the benefit of being a competent runner because it fouls up basic concerns about challenge and playability.
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Review: Save the Ninja Clan
Save the Ninja Clan brings nothing new to the table, and spoils what little it does bring with disappointing mechanics and shoddy graphics.
Read moreReview: The End Is Nigh
Honestly it feels like a superior game to Super Meat Boy in just about every way, except in how those improvements make it a less approachable game as well.
Read moreReview: Mercenary Kings: Reloaded Edition
Even after thirty hours I still enjoy building new guns and setting new time records and scrounging up new parts to play with, despite its missteps.
Read moreReview: Clash Force
It’s a simple platformer because it seeks to capture the magic of a simpler time, and it does just that even if the experience is fleeting.
Read moreReview: Omega Strike
It’s a great template for a metroidvania but it feels like the hooks, the really compelling parts, were never filled in.
Read moreReview: Another Perspective
You can do way better with your money and your time, but because you can do so much worse in the vast, untamed lands of platformers I’ll still give it a pass.
Read moreReview: Omegaland
It’s a quality platformer, hearkening back to the golden age of such simple pleasures, and when it shows its hand the game only becomes deeper and more engrossing for it.
Read moreReview: Crab Dub
I never expected to be so repulsed by such a modest, innocuous game, but I only spent 10 minutes playing it and I’m angry I wasted that much of my life.
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