Platformebruary 2018: Super Ultra HD Remix

What the hell is this?

It’s Platformebruary, bro! The third one!

That doesn’t answer the question!

Sure it does! Platformebruary is when I play a bunch of platformer games during February and review them. One review every day, all month, 28 total.

Why would you even do that?

There are literally (yes I am using that correctly) over a thousand platformers on Steam. Statistically there must be at least a FEW in there that aren’t complete trash, so I’m hoping to find them during my annual dumpster dive into indie platforming.

So this is going to be the 28 best?

Ahahahahah ohhh good lord no, this is me rummaging around in my junk drawer of games. Thanksgiving and this past Roguemas were for good games if you want them. What I’m actually going to do this time is review the 28 LEAST PLAYED games among my 400+ Steam buddies, starting with the most of the least. And yes, I have some that NOBODY has played.

This is stupid.

Glad you agree! Read along if you want to see some of the weirdest, wonkiest, or just plain worst platformers Steam has to offer. There is some good stuff in here, I promise, but really I’m just building a cabinet of curiosities for you to ogle. Stop by every day at 8 am PST to get your fix, or follow along on the curation group if Steam is more your speed. And spread the word! Maybe you know someone else who loves off-beat games as much as I do. Well, I say that now…

0. Tiny Barbarian DX

1. Shank 2

2. Odallus: The Dark Call

3. Stealth Inc 2: A Game of Clones

4. Squishy the Suicidal Pig

5. Guacamelee! Super Turbo Championship Edition

6. Vessel

7. Owlboy


9. Castle of Illusion

10. Flinthook

11. Crab Dub

12. Omegaland

13. Another Perspective

14. Omega Strike

15. Clash Force

16. Mercenary Kings: Reloaded Edition

17. The End Is Nigh

18. Save the Ninja Clan

19. Timen runner