Weeklong Deals for 3/30/20

I can’t be the only one surprised by the consistent quality of the Weeklong Deals lately. We’ve got a few more definite recommendations this time around, and a boatload of adventures and roguelikes you need to check out. In fact, our offerings are so dense that I’m going to start skipping some of the more common appearances on these lists… I doubt anyone who reads these who doesn’t have the Stronghold games yet is going to get them now, after all. My time writing these lists and reviews is surprisingly limited these days, so I’ll have to make little adjustments here and there to keep up.
Bueno
They Are Billions (Review) – It’s been awhile since Early Access but this one definitely had a survival mode worth checking out, if nothing else
ABZU (Review) – A gorgeous, relaxing odyssey under the oceans
Stygian: Reign of the Old Ones (Review) – Rough around the edges, but still a very compelling cosmic horror RPG
The Painscreek Killings (Review) – A genuine murder mystery in an abandoned town that you’ll need to take notes to solve
Cogmind (Review) – More depth and content than most classic roguelikes, and it’s not even done yet
Big Pharma (Review) – Super engrossing conveyor-belt puzzler with some light business management layered on top
Red Faction Guerrilla Re-Mars-tered – I haven’t reviewed this yet but this is about as good as open-world chaos destruct-o-thons have ever been
The Cat Lady (Review) – Gruesome, disturbing, excellent horror adventure
Catmaze (Review) – Charming indie metroidvania based on Slavic myth
The Dream Machine (Review) – Imaginative and haunting point-and-click adventure, if a little edgy at times
Nevermind (Review) – Solid psychological horror game that avoids most of the genre’s worst tropes
Golden Krone Hotel (Review) – Unique roguelike focusing on vampires and some clever light mechanics
Unexplored (Review) – Probably the most faithful translation of classic roguelike action and conduct into real-time you can find
King’s Bounty: The Legend (Review) – Hard to match the charm or depth of this turn-based strategy RPG
The Sea Will Claim Everything (Review) – If you have not played this brilliant adventure game yet, drop what you’re doing and get on it
Drox Operative (Review) – Extremely unique sci-fi space ARPG
Imperium Romanum Gold Edition (Review) – A fine Roman city-builder with a unique character-based progression system
Ghoulboy (Review) – Sharp little retro platformer that’s more forgiving than some of the classics that spawned it
No Bueno
Bloody Trapland 2: Curiosity (Review) – Don’t make a challenge platformer if you can’t give it passable controls
The Bridge (Review) – Sadly not nearly as clever or engaging as it needs to be
Bardbarian (Review) – Decent idea, but doesn’t make for a very decent game
Frankenstein: Master of Death (Review) – The rare hidden object game that’s too dumb for me
Alien Breed 2: Assault (review) – Looks good, but the gameplay will put you to sleep
ADR1FT (Review) – Impossibly boring
Apparition (Review) – One map and cheap jumpscares don’t make for much of a horror game
Vertiginous Golf (Review) – Mini-golf robbed of all its fun
NeverEnd (Review) – Insanely bare-bones roguelike
Woodle Tree Adventures (Review) – Barely enough of a 3D platformer to register
Alchemy Mysteries: Prague Legends (Review) – Boring mess of a HOG
rooMaze (Review) – Could’ve been a neat voxel dungeon crawl if it wasn’t stupid hard
Sinister City (Review) – I want to like this goofy HOG, but it’s sadly buggy as hell
Chaos Domain (Review) – HELL NO.